January 31, 2006
3 a.m. girls gossip
–FLABBY Janet Jackson has gone into hiding as she tries to keep her
bulging waistline a secret from prying eyes. The 39-year-old, who seems
to have a taste for cake, has started a diet after being spied sneaking
out of a weight-loss acupuncture clinic last week. She desperately
needs to get into shape for some forthcoming gigs, but although
auditions for dancers have started, Janet has stayed away. A mole tells
us: “Janet won’t attend for two weeks as she needs to trim down before
others see her work out.”
All I have to say is — Janet ain’t flabby!
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